why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
