very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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