He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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