I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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