So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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