I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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