at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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