Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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