we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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