i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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