Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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