And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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