I must be too annoying 4 u.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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