I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
