wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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