He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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