somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
She announced her abortion via fbk
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We are two peas in an std pod
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
