so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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