Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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