Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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