There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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