I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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