First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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