I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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