weddingsv make me drug and hornr
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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