i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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