first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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