Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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