That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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