I want to stick my p in your. b.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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