fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do vagina's smell?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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