Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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