I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
