How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
