K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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