That's intense
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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