She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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