why didn't you poke me back
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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