I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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