Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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