I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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