her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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