it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
