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My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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