nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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