There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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