Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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