Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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