If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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