does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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