I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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