we have pet lesbian snakes
they need to just BURY HIM!
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You can't just leave with hair like that
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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