What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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