And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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