He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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