I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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