suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Green mimosas i think yes
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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